1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink, Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6. Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point. 7....
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A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says”This Bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, “He mated 50 times last...
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<< Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 – So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4....
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In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar,in semen?” “That’s correct,” responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she...
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then...
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